David Woodard

David Woodard
Woodard in 2020
Born	1964 (age 60–61) Santa Barbara, California, U.S.
Occupation	Conductor writer
Education	San Francisco Conservatory of Music
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David James Woodard (/ˈwʊdɑːrd/ ^ⓘ; born 1964) is an American conductor and writer.

Woodard was born in Santa Barbara, California^[1] in 1964.^[2] His mother was Virginia Woodard. According to her, Woodard's father was a disc jockey and later a public relations man. He claimed his mother was an anesthesiologist; when contacted by a journalist, she denied this.^[3] Woodard claimed in 2001 that his interest in death stemmed from the fact that, when he was a teenager, his girlfriend was mysteriously found dead;^[3][4] in another instance he said that she had killed herself and her parents had blamed him.^[3]

A piece by the OC Weekly in 2000 accused Woodard of fabricating or exaggerating many aspects of his life and having a strong desire to be famous.^[3][5] Woodard graduated from the San Francisco Conservatory of Music, before he moved to Napa, California in 1987.^[6] There he worked at the Tulocay Cemetery.^[6]

In 2000, he contributed a chapter to Adam Parfrey's anthology book on the transgressive, Apocalypse Culture II, where he wrote about ketamine usage in a chapter called "The Ketamine Necromance".^[5][7]

While in Napa, he became interested in the Dreamachine,^[6] a stroboscopic light art device invented by Brion Gysin and Ian Sommerville.^[1][8] He first read about it in William S. Burrough's The Job and Gysin's The Process^[9]. His landlord had been a friend of Gysin and was in possession of the schematics used to build the device.^[6][10] Based on those schematics, throughout the 1990s and early 2000s, Woodard built replicas of the device.^[1][8]

He turned this into a business and largely sold his Dreamachines through word of mouth.^[6] Woodard befriended artist William S. Burroughs, who had previously also built Dreamachines,^[10] and moved to Lawrence, Kansas in 1997 to be closer to him. He later moved to Los Angeles.^[4][5] Woodard's Dreamachine replicas were shown in exhibitions including William S. Burroughs' 1996 LACMA visual retrospective Ports of Entry,^[11][12] and William Burroughs: 100 Years of Expanding Consciousness at the Spencer Museum of Art in Lawrence, Kansas in 2014.^[2] A dreamachine was sold to Kurt Cobain, possibly by Woodard, which rumors and some organizations claimed was somehow responsible for his suicide, criticizing both Burroughs and Woodard for this.^{[6][8][12][13]} Most commentators, and Woodard, disregarded this, and later reports on Cobain's suicide contradicted it.^[5][8][12] In 2004, a journalist ordered a $500 Dreamachine from Woodard, which was delivered after seven months of delays, and was made from black cardboard.^[14]

Woodard also constructed and offered for sale a device he referred to as a "wishing machine", inspired by Burroughs' writings, which he claimed had allowed him to control the weather and cure cancer.^[3][5][14]

During the 1990s Woodard coined the term prequiem, a portmanteau of the words preemptive and requiem, to describe his practice of composing dedicated music "for the soon-to-be-deceased".^[1][6] In the 1990s, he wrote a prequiem entitled "Farewell From Humankind" to a brown pelican who was killed by a beach comber.^[3][6] Woodard sought out media coverage for the pelican prequiem.^[3] He composed another for baseball player Joe DiMaggio called "Farewell to the Yankee Clipper",^[3][6] but was not allowed to perform it in front of DiMaggio, despite his efforts.^[15] In 2005, Woodard was the music director for the Los Angeles Chamber Group, which mostly focused on memorial pieces.^[16]

Woodard got in contact with Timothy McVeigh, the perpetrator of the Oklahoma City bombing which killed 168 people in 1995, to conduct a prequiem Mass on the eve of his 2001 execution in Terre Haute, Indiana.^[1][17] According to Woodard, the composition was originally intended to be for "Dr. Death" Jack Kevorkian in case he died during a prison hunger strike.^[1][18] It was originally intended to be called "Farewell to a Saint", but he changed this to "Ave Atque Vale" (Hail and Farewell) due to potential offensiveness.^[1] During their contact, McVeigh wrote approvingly of Woodard.^[16] Woodard originally intended to perform it at the prison, but prison officials denied this.^[1][19] The plan received criticism, including from a survivor of the bombing, for being insensitive. The plan received a large amount of media coverage.^[1][15] OC Weekly described the whole plan as itself an artpiece, and Woodard's most successful, given the resulting outrage had given him more attention than the music.^[15] Woodard premiered the coda section of his composition with a local brass choir at St. Margaret Mary Church, near USP Terre Haute.^[1][19][20] According to the Southern Poverty Law Center, Woodard also wrote a "memorial suite" for neo-Nazi William Luther Pierce in 2002, following his unexpected death.^[16] Following the September 11 attacks, he attempted unsuccessfully to stage a memorial to the 9/11 hijackers.^[5]

Woodard, then a resident of Juniper Hills, California, proposed a sister city relationship with Nueva Germania, Paraguay, which had originally been founded as a "racially pure utopian settlement" for Germans.^[21] Woodard said that he was "drawn to the idea of an Aryan vacuum in the middle of the jungle" but denied that he is a white supremacist.^[21] To research his idea, he traveled to the settlement and met with its municipal leadership.^[22] From 2004 to 2006, Woodard led numerous expeditions to Nueva Germania.^[21] He wrote a music composition for the place, entitled "Our Jungle Holy Land".^[16] According to Andrew McCann, Nueva Germania was by this time a place where "descendants of original settlers live under drastically reduced circumstances" and that Woodard was moved to "advance the cultural profile of the community, and to build a miniature Bayreuth opera house on the site of what was once Elisabeth Förster-Nietzsche's family residence."^[23]

He is close friends with Swiss novelist Christian Kracht. They met in 2003. A book of their correspondence, Five Years, was published in 2011.^[24][25][26] Upon its publication, the book received little notice from the media, but following a controversy relating to Kracht's 2012 novel Imperium, Five Years became controversial for, according to some critics, indicating far right and New Right opinions. Both authors' ties to Nueva Germania were particularly the subject of criticism. An analysis described it as "uncertain" textually, with difficulty distinguishing irony and seriousness, or closer to a novel in form.^[25]

In 2025, Wikipedia editors uncovered what was described as the "single largest self-promotion operation in Wikipedia's history", in which a network of around 200 sock puppet accounts and numerous proxy IPs created or edited articles in 335 languages to promote Woodard for over a decade. A Wikipedia editor with the username Grnrchst suggested that the accounts were likely to have been operated by Woodard or people close to him.^[27] Following an investigation by Grnrchst, who later wrote about their findings in the English Wikipedia's newsletter, The Signpost, Wikipedia stewards and local communities deleted over 300 articles and banned associated accounts, leaving about 20 editions of the Woodard article intact.^[27][28]

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